Illness the Olympics and me
I watched th opening of the Olympics last night ,I was enchanted by Yoko Ono calling for more Piss in the world,John wanted piss he wanted us all to live in piss apparently.Peter Gabriel looked better when he use d tobe a flower no he looks like a fat richard stilgo same smug bastard look about him.I mus have heard nesum dorma one time too many in the the world cup 1990 it no longer moves me .We watched the freestyle moguls this afternoon I tried not to die from the excitement.
Johns cold remains entertaining it was gone this morning when we went to get the fish ( oscar and sparky,pictures to follow) But returned this evening with new fresh and inexplicable symptoms including whiny childlike voice syndrom,pathetic childish need for easy to eat fod syndrom and please will you make me a ho water bottle I think I'll go to berd and read my magazine for a while syndrom ....I likred this last one it meant I didn;t have to watch the freestyle moguls anymore and could watch takeshis castle instead,I woukd be more interested in the winter olympics if they involved count takeshi and his henchmen.Theres bugger all oin tv now and every excpet me is ill and asleep sitting here it sounds like a tb ward upstairs.No sign of Basils bollock ,but I did find St Franci Xavier he would appear to be in charge of our local catholic school ( where I intend to send sam and tom on the grounds they don;t need to follow jacks reputation through school) anc the local church is named after him too .I shall be popping down there tomorrow to demand basils bollock back.............. Sheila thanks for the email, we were told by the vet to wat til he's 10 months before he goes searching I have no idea why.
16 comments:
Stewart watches Takeshis Castle. He is too young to remember It's a Knockout, but I expect you watched that trash and he would have liked it too. Absolute garbage.
I went to see wtuart Hall at a live it's a knockout at an epilepsy centre in cheshire it was fab:P Go back to your dickens you strange woman
I am reading and re-reading that last comment and wondering why I am the strange woman, when it was you going to see Stuart Hall in It's a Knockout at an Epilepsy centre.
because stuart hall is hip and happening and dickens is what you are forced to read for o level english
People who say hip and happening are never hip and happening. They are like people who do those horrible little quote marks with their fingers. All these persons should be boiled in oil.
Oh piss off and read some bleak house you "sad cow"
You are evil and must be destroyed. I hope your dogs bollock is in your casserole.
we don;t casserole in our house we are neither poor no common, we buy proper cuts of meat none of your old scrag end that needs boiling for days .....
Dickens is the greatest gift God ever gave the literaty world.
No No No stephen king is the greatest gift god gave the literary world ,Dickens is the greatest gife god gave the world of strange coincidences and ridiculous names
No No No stephen king is the greatest gift god gave the literary world ,Dickens is the greatest gife god gave the world of strange coincidences and ridiculous names
You always have to have the last word don't you? Twice sometimes.If there is any chance you can get the wav or mp3 of morningtown ride, I would be very grateful. My daughter sings it all the time. Many thanks, Northern Wench.
so basically the woman who told me she would like me to eat my dogs missing biollock now wants a favour ............. I would help but it;s on my dead computer sorry
"I hope your dogs bollock is in your casserole."
Best one liner this month!
Is it dead forever or just in intensive care? I don't know how to download from sites and I can never find the song I want.
I miss Ed Stewpots junior Choice.
I have the album but I am not sharing it with someone who wants me to eat dogs testicles
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