My sister has flown to Switzerland today via most of Northern europe owing to her husbands weird route planning.We spent a pleasant afternoon working out how to kill him and make it look like an accident ,I think a quick prod with a chocolate fondu fork while he is stood on the edger of a mountain would work and if she;s lucky he may yodel all the way down.
I bought Basil a gentle leader collar today it;s like taking a kangaroo on speed for a walk at the momnt he can spring from a standing lift off about 4 foot vertically in the air . Monty is not impressed as he s usually the landing target.No sign yet of Basils undescended testicle he will be having them both chopped off anyway but the vet has to hunt for the missing one if it doesn't show.The lack of testicle hasn;t prevented him humping anything that stands still for more than 5 seconds,if bert were a dog he would be my poodle.I am reading a book about a clairvoyant at the moment ...no prozes for guessing how it ends :)
It's called beyond Black by hilary mantle if you want to rush past it in the bookshop .After that I intend to read Gentlemen and players by joanne Harris since gail told me it was fandabbydozy.My sister snt me a birthday pressie on dec 29th it;s not shown up yet ,I hope the postman who stole it gets shoes and a bag to match ot it just wont look right.Its windy here today there was a point where I thought Basil might actually take off today. Tom is counting down the days until he can get mr and Mrs Fish from the pet city,John went a whole day today without mentioning his arm in instant messages I guess reminding him its an old mans diease is aversion therapy