Things this week that have made me think of shelfers
Som etimes I will be wandering around and I will see something that makes me think of a shelfer .Today I was In Darlington and I saw a boy with a massive Blonde afro and I thought of schell,yesterday a garden gnome wolf whistled me in coleman and morris which made me think of both Bert and emma .fuck me shoes always make me think of porky Orchids of VanadaBasils missing bollock makes me think of ......no never mind theres more than enough bollocks being talked on the bookshelf s it is