the worlds funniest joke
well it cracked me u[
Girls, you're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till, is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses....
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
Dear Girls - you have just learned the offside rule
7 comments:
Okay, it is a good explanation, but wouldn't most females start rolling their eyes at the notion that they're in a store without their purses?
ha ha thanks i never did get the offside rule
- blu
that woulkd be an english pure i.e the thing you keep your money in not an american ourse ie a handbag.
Just shows why this is the most boring game on the planet.
No dear the most boring game on the planet is gridiron football they don;t even wear shorts so you can see their legs
Yea, but what if there was a third woman on the other side of you but who had no interest in the shoes??
Ded
that was the ref
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