Thursday, March 23, 2006

Hello children ,I have been remiss I have not blogged for over a week ,my only excuse is stress brought on by teenage stupidity ,toop stupid to admit to in public if I had my time over I would becom a childless lesbian .My only consolation inlife is that my parents are staying at mys issters house for three weeks s any stress I have she is stressing more.Spring has sprung here the its been sunny with frosty morning the last 2 days.I have just bathed basil and he's sitting bere in dreadloks watching old episodes of man about the house with me.I shall be at the thatre tomorrow should you be looking for me

10 comments:

Mrs.B said...

It's never too late to turn lesbo.

The Broards said...

Mems,
Nothing better than a clean doggie . . . .unless it's my very talented kitty! heehee

Meme said...

don;t you come on here with your cat talk

Anonymous said...

Are you still doing the cat house thing? Or have Basil and Monte finally talked you out of that?

Anonymous said...

...and how is the bollock situation?

Mrs.B said...

I think it's time to plan an intervention for Emma. We need a bottle of cat piss, a tape of hissing noises, pliers, some duct tape, and a litter of puppies.

Meme said...

you get the car I'll get the duct tape

UrbanStarGazer said...

Emma's been converted!!!

UrbanStarGazer said...

Emma's been converted!!!

UrbanStarGazer said...

I swear I didn't post that twice.