Why sometimes you can;t beat a good chat
WEASLEMUM: I saw you weren;t there but the hole you left was like the hole left when one removes ones hand from a bucket of water

Trachycarpus3: hehe

Txtuallyactive: hiya nikki xxxxxxxxxxx

HeartOfGlass111: U have Txt?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i didnt bother conversing cos you werent in the room ade

Trachycarpus3: lol alex

Trachycarpus3: a forzen bucket of water would leave a hole

WEASLEMUM: you lie flat out like a lizard drinking JC

JCAVALIERCRAZY: pmsl alex

Trachycarpus3: thankyou cav

JCAVALIERCRAZY: with a straw i'll have you know - im posh i am

MoselleMan: thud at posh

JCAVALIERCRAZY: yw ade

Trachycarpus3: hehe

JCAVALIERCRAZY: oi dave i saw that

Head kandiiii: eating toast with a straw?

HeartOfGlass111: hiya Dave ltns xxx

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol head no drinking

Head kandiiii: ohhhh

MoselleMan: kath mwaaah xxxx

WEASLEMUM: if the bucket of water was frozen one wouldn;t be able to remove ones hand because the hole the wrist would leave wouldn;t be big enough to get the hand through :P

Trachycarpus3: depend alex.....you might have terrible thick wrists

Txtuallyactive: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: alex said i was lying flat out like a lizard drinking, Head

Trachycarpus3: and terrible thin hands

Head kandiiii: ooooo

WEASLEMUM: like nosferatu

JCAVALIERCRAZY: good evening Mr David xxxxxxx

Trachycarpus3: yes

Txtuallyactive: lol

Head kandiiii: a lizard drinking head?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: hi bren xxxxx

MoselleMan: <<< believes alex

Head kandiiii: is that legal?

Marnie1422: bren x

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol head

JCAVALIERCRAZY: sounds it

JCAVALIERCRAZY:

Head kandiiii: hmm

Trachycarpus3: nosferantu could easily slip his hand out of a bucket of frozen water

BrenJeffery17: caz x marnie x all x

DonDons27: hi bren xxxxxx

JCAVALIERCRAZY: oi dave i saw that too

BrenJeffery17: donna x

WEASLEMUM: not in broad daylght though

Trachycarpus3: i cant believe we are having thisconversation

Head kandiiii: me either

JCAVALIERCRAZY: and how did nosferatu get into the convo

WEASLEMUM: i missed this this morning

Trachycarpus3: hi bren xxx

MoselleMan: must be the after effecy=yts of all theat beer

Head kandiiii: specially on a Tuesday

BrenJeffery17: ade x

Trachycarpus3: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: nice tyoing dave

JCAVALIERCRAZY: typing lol

MoselleMan: pmsl

JCAVALIERCRAZY:
Trachycarpus3: no one said it had to be a dayligt lit bucket of frozen water alex

WEASLEMUM: this si the type of conversation that makes the americans gfo to bed

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Trachycarpus3: lol we must do more of it then

JCAVALIERCRAZY: well they obviously have no taste then alex

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol ade

JCAVALIERCRAZY:
Head kandiiii:

JCAVALIERCRAZY:
Head kandiiii: he needs waxing

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

WEASLEMUM: and he sauys he;ls going to cambodia for the sprt

Trachycarpus3: i think steven hawkings stands a good chance of removing his hand from a bucket of frozen water too

Trachycarpus3: AND he could do it night OR day

WEASLEMUM: how?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Trachycarpus3: ya cav

WEASLEMUM: steven hawkins would have to get his nurse to remove his hand

JCAVALIERCRAZY: from where?

Trachycarpus3: no, he can move his nhnad

Head kandiiii: he cant use his hands can he? he has to use a prodder?

WEASLEMUM: and no one said the person could have help to take their hand out

JCAVALIERCRAZY: ooooer @ prodders

WEASLEMUM: tell you who could do it though

Trachycarpus3: how do you think he beats his wife up. if he cant use his hnads.?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Head kandiiii: he prods her

Trachycarpus3: lol

WEASLEMUM: that mullah with the wooden eye and the hook

Txtuallyactive: lol

Head kandiiii: with his thingy

JCAVALIERCRAZY: pmsl

DonDons27: oh i say

WEASLEMUM: his wife beats him up you donut

Head kandiiii: prodder donna

Txtuallyactive: i thought she beat him up ade

JCAVALIERCRAZY: dont look donna

Trachycarpus3: lol that he could alex.......but i doubt if he's the sort that would be willing to try it

Txtuallyactive: without a prodder

PushingUpTheAnte: hi everybody xx

DonDons27: hi alan xxxxx

JCAVALIERCRAZY: hi alan xxxxx

Strider mcmdvii: hi pushing

Pearlsastringer: hiya push

Strider mcmdvii: hi all xx

Trachycarpus3: no kelly , he was the one handing out the beatings

DonDons27: strider xxxxxx

Txtuallyactive: hiya strider

Pearlsastringer: hiya strider

Marnie1422: strider x

WEASLEMUM: we could write to him and ask if he would be willing to have his hook frozen in a bucket of water

Trachycarpus3: o rwas it her.i dunno..oh yes it was her, not him

Txtuallyactive: oooo hes clever

JCAVALIERCRAZY: hi strider

Strider mcmdvii: hi donna txt pearl marnie crazy xxx

Txtuallyactive: im sure it was her

WEASLEMUM: NO NO ade he was the one getting beaten up by his wife

Trachycarpus3: hi strider

Head kandiiii: can u imagine that...Mrs Hawkings going to the police saying she wants her husband charged with GBH ..when they ask her what the weapon was...oh erm it was his prodder

Strider mcmdvii: hi trachy

Txtuallyactive: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: pmsl head

Trachycarpus3: yes yes alex, i realised my mistake

WEASLEMUM: God good

Trachycarpus3: lololol nikki

Strider mcmdvii: lol usual convo i see

DonDons27: attacked by a prodder?

Memorylosses2670: hi

JCAVALIERCRAZY: yes strider

Strider mcmdvii: hi mem

Txtuallyactive: hiya rich x

DonDons27: richard ltns xxxxxxxx

Trachycarpus3: not the usual strider.......guess how this one started

Txtuallyactive: where u been?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: hi memory xx

WEASLEMUM: look look it;s just like the morning we are clearing the room of the sane

Head kandiiii: i wonder if theyve got children....actually i wont go there

Memorylosses2670: busy

Strider mcmdvii: how trachy

Head kandiiii: pregnant by prodder

Trachycarpus3: we are deciding who could pull their hands out of a bucket offrozen water

DonDons27: i bet his prodder was busy nikki

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Trachycarpus3: and who couldnt

Head kandiiii: lmao

Strider mcmdvii: obvious then

Txtuallyactive: lol

Strider mcmdvii: lol

Trachycarpus3: hi tmmy \o

JCAVALIERCRAZY: bet your glad you came in strider

Trachycarpus3: +i

Strider mcmdvii: its that txt i blame

Strider mcmdvii: i am crazy

Head kandiiii: shes behaving tonight

WEASLEMUM: you know who else could appart from that muller and stephen hawkin?

Trachycarpus3: wh

Txtuallyactive: i always do

Trachycarpus3: o

Strider mcmdvii: you l ot crease me up

Donquixote34: hiya Ade - just trying to work out why someone would have their hands in frozen water to begin with

WEASLEMUM: paul daniels

DonDons27: shes hardly said a word and i am shocked

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Memorylosses2670: wat the convo topic

DonDons27: hi timmy xxxxx

Trachycarpus3: lol timmy......it's a long story

Donquixote34: lol

Head kandiiii: paul daniels?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: dont ask memory

Txtuallyactive: i have a job typing donna baby keeps botting the kyboard

Trachycarpus3: no no alex........how.?

WEASLEMUM: yeah he;s magic

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol alex

Txtuallyactive: booting too

Strider mcmdvii: how long now txt ?

DonDons27: awwwwww

Head kandiiii: yeh but hes got ears like an african elephant ffs

Trachycarpus3: lol

Txtuallyactive: i have just under 19 weeks left

Trachycarpus3: i think i might be realted to paul daniels

Strider mcmdvii: awwww

WEASLEMUM: I wish I could meet yo lot on the pub it waould be a cracking evening spent talking bollocks

Trachycarpus3: we share the same surname

Head kandiiii: is it 19 weeks till xmas?

Txtuallyactive: not awww its xmas then

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i thought he was your uncle ade

Donquixote34: i'd love to pull paul daniels out of a hat by his ears

Trachycarpus3: yes cav i do say that sometimes

Txtuallyactive: yep nikk

Strider mcmdvii: nice little prezzie for you then

JCAVALIERCRAZY: and the lovely debbie was your aunt

WEASLEMUM: what is your last name isatwat too?

Txtuallyactive: start panicking

Trachycarpus3: but he isnt really

Head kandiiii: kin ell

Trachycarpus3: lol alex

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i know lol

Trachycarpus3: 19 weeks is that all

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i'd rather push him into one

Memorylosses2670: xmas

Trachycarpus3: lol cav no

Head kandiiii: deck the halls with boughs of holly

Donquixote34: lol

Head kandiiii: la la la la laaaaaaaa

Txtuallyactive: im using placenta this year nikk

Txtuallyactive: for a change

Trachycarpus3: tiz th eseason to be jolly

Strider mcmdvii: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: hi jojo xxxx

Trachycarpus3: hi jo xx

Memorylosses2670: ffs yuk

Strider mcmdvii: with stuffing

JCAVALIERCRAZY: jollity

Head kandiiii: oh yuk

DonDons27: someone gag nikki ffs

Txtuallyactive: lol rich sorry

WEASLEMUM: o does cranberry sace go well with placenta?

Donquixote34: i demand weeks more of sweltering summer first

Strider mcmdvii: its good for you allegedly

JCAVALIERCRAZY: me too

Trachycarpus3: <<
Head kandiiii: placenta and sausages wrapped in bacon?

Txtuallyactive: stewed prunes alex

JCAVALIERCRAZY: well i couldnt ade

Head kandiiii: rod hull ade?

Txtuallyactive: lol nikk

Strider mcmdvii: i could trachy

Head kandiiii: oh wait hes dead

NORMalize: with Mash?

DonDons27: lolol

Trachycarpus3: i know someone who could

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i just tried and its stuck now

Trachycarpus3: edward scissorhands

DonDons27: pmsl caz

Txtuallyactive: whats stuck?

Head kandiiii: oooo

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Memorylosses2670: u got a pregg kell?ers pic

JCAVALIERCRAZY: me hand in a bucket of frozen water

Donquixote34: Is it Electro-Man or someone from Marvel Comics, Ade?

Txtuallyactive: hell no rich

Head kandiiii: yeh but they would go rusty and he'd get lockjaw and die

Memorylosses2670: y?

Trachycarpus3: no timmy edward scissorhands

Strider mcmdvii: omg

Donquixote34: lolol

Txtuallyactive: its hard coming to terms with a huge belly

Txtuallyactive: lol nikk

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i could do with him cutting my hair

Head kandiiii: are u very big kel?

Txtuallyactive: yes

WEASLEMUM: see I told you that you couldn;t take your hand from a bucket of frozen water

Txtuallyactive: its all infront like a football

Memorylosses2670: bet u r well sexy

Trachycarpus3: can your arms still reach te keyboard kelly.?

Head kandiiii: boy then is it?

Txtuallyactive: dont know nikk im having a surprise

WEASLEMUM: now perhaps you'll believe me before you try anything that silly again

JCAVALIERCRAZY: is yours stuck in one too alex?

Head kandiiii: i reckon we should get an aol tote going

Txtuallyactive: i can ade if i rest keyboard on my knees

Head kandiiii: bets on what sex and weight

WEASLEMUM: No I am not silly enough to try

Txtuallyactive: i think (want) a girl

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Trachycarpus3: di danyone see that baby deer being born on that ben fogle at the zoo programme tonight.?

Head kandiiii: twins kel?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: no

Txtuallyactive: yeah ade

Txtuallyactive: hell no nikk

Trachycarpus3: kelly did it live.?

Txtuallyactive: yep

Head kandiiii: no i was watching a prohramme about euthansia

Head kandiiii: programme*

WEASLEMUM: why was a deer giving birth on ben fogel did it not have a nice bed of starw it could use?

Trachycarpus3: i had to get off the running machine at an inoppourtune time to see

Txtuallyactive: u sure it wasnt emmerdale nikk?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: pmsl alex i nearly spit me drink out then

Head kandiiii: lol no

Trachycarpus3: kelly, was it brain damaged.?

Donquixote34: no, we watched the great white sharks at ST Ives

Txtuallyactive: dont think so

Trachycarpus3: good

Head kandiiii: Trachycarpus3: i had to get off my blow up girlfriend at an inoppourtune time to see

Txtuallyactive: it was frolicking

JCAVALIERCRAZY: we did

Head kandiiii:

Txtuallyactive: lol, nikk

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol head

Trachycarpus3: it was actually dead, and this vet woman gave it the kiss of life

Trachycarpus3: she breathed life into it

WEASLEMUM: ys it was brain dmaaged and they put it down ade ,I saw it the first time round

JCAVALIERCRAZY: your blow up girlfriend ade?

Trachycarpus3: lol alex........really.?

Head kandiiii: breathed life into ur blow up doll?

Txtuallyactive: my dad done that once with one of my goldfish

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol head

Donquixote34: lol caz

Head kandiiii: lmao Jc

Txtuallyactive: with the aid of a straw

WEASLEMUM: but then if you;d b born on ben fogal you;d be bloody traumatised too

Trachycarpus3: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: pmsl

Txtuallyactive: lol alex

JCAVALIERCRAZY: im trying to smoke here and i cant for laughing

WEASLEMUM: yes really ade I cried the first time

Donquixote34: foot pumps are better (i've heard)

Trachycarpus3: bambi could do it too alex

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Head kandiiii: lololol

Trachycarpus3: pull his foot out of a bucket of frozen water that is

Txtuallyactive: lol

Txtuallyactive: brb

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: im confuddled now

WEASLEMUM: yes but he;s not got a hand I did specify hand didn;t I

Trachycarpus3: yes

Head kandiiii: whats with all the pulling things out of buckets of ice then? or shouldnt i ask

Trachycarpus3:

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i wouldnt ask

Head kandiiii: frozen water*

Head kandiiii: o

JCAVALIERCRAZY:

DonDons27: and it hands not things

WEASLEMUM: i didn;t say the hole that would be left by a deers hoof when pulled from a bucket of water now did i?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Head kandiiii: donna!!!!

Trachycarpus3: well..........i'll let alex explain...it all started with me booking a holiday to cambodia

DonDons27: wha?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

Head kandiiii: cambodia?

Trachycarpus3: yes

Memorylosses2670:

DonDons27:

JCAVALIERCRAZY: here we go again ade

WEASLEMUM: I may copy and paste this entire conversation and put it as my blog

Head kandiiii: just go to Slough for a week

Trachycarpus3: lolol donna

Trachycarpus3: no alex....it's copywright

Trachycarpus3: right

WEASLEMUM: and title it whyI love care in the community

JCAVALIERCRAZY: omg hes turning into barrymore

WEASLEMUM: Oh please let me

Trachycarpus3: lolol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: awight over there ade

WEASLEMUM: I'll change you name james no one will know its you

WEASLEMUM: LookTraceycarpus3:    lolol

Trachycarpus3: anyway, the upshot was alex said me not being in the quiz room was equal to the hole that is left in a bucket of water when you take your hand out

JCAVALIERCRAZY: wb alan xxxx

WEASLEMUM: they'll think you are a girl and everything

Trachycarpus3: lol alex

PushingUpTheAnte: thanx there isnt much going on

WEASLEMUM: I am doing it if you don;t liek it sue me

JCAVALIERCRAZY: he's definately not a girl alex

Trachycarpus3: and i said not if the water was frozen, it would leave an imprint of your hand's position

WEASLEMUM: have you seen his feller then?

JCAVALIERCRAZY: you could always host, ALan

Blimeywhatacheek: do you think there are 10 hosts vying to get into the room and start hosting?

Trachycarpus3: hi alaska xx

WEASLEMUM: I do hope not

Blimeywhatacheek: lol

PushingUpTheAnte: i am always hosting caroline

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: i know but you're so good at it

Blimeywhatacheek: i agree

Memorylosses2670: <<
Trachycarpus3: xno blimey

Blimeywhatacheek: trachy x

Trachycarpus3: hi blimey

WEASLEMUM: I shall just copy and paste this to my blog and brb

JCAVALIERCRAZY: lol alex

Trachycarpus3: noooooooooo

Donquixote34: who's a 'ho', Mem?

Memorylosses2670: <<

Memorylosses2670: ho

DonDons27: when you going to cambodia then ade?

Blimeywhatacheek: i wouldnt mind hosting cariline sometime

Donquixote34: lol

JCAVALIERCRAZY: you use it in the garden for getting rid of weeds tim

Trachycarpus3: 30th october donna

JCAVALIERCRAZY: ooooooer blimey

DonDons27: well i hope you have a wonderful time xxx