Last night I pent a happy half hour in the bath with a book called watching the english by Kate fox which is both amusing and eye opening but does explain why I say sorry all the time but it;s only noticable whne I am in america,after reading for a while I decided to use a corn and callous knife to cut all the dead skin from my feet, .I went into town this morning before it rained to buy some drain unblocker to clear all the dead skin from the bathroom plug hole :-D it was fabulous ,there was obviously a coach trip in from the local veg shop ,it was like the ministry of silly walks brought to life ,I knw you aren;t supposed to laugh at spakkers but in my defence I didn't point.there was one bloke who sort of walked sideways but between each step he did a little change foot dance and his arm shot up to his nose and his head twitched ,if the timing has been wrong he would have been knocked out.
i have bred a male chauvenist pig, while away on holiday sam smiled sweetly at me and said' you know mum i am a real babe magnet the girls all love me" so I sent him to his room .
I suppose I shall have to blog more regularly I thought it was safe bet saying I wouldn;t blog till pete came clean but the little bastard has done,Theres a picture in the Times today of a python in Kuala Lumpur that's swallowed a pregnant ewe and can;t move .I looked at it and realised what the lump in bed on a staurday morning remindeds me of