Friday, September 08, 2006

My next door neighbour has just been round to complain that his dog has been eating chicken bones it got from the bin in our garage.I have retaliated by playing Bang Bang your dead and putting arsenic in the bin bag incase we get rats or cocker spaniels in them again

13 comments:

Brenda said...

why the hell is his dog in your garage?

Meme said...

well that thought crossed my mind too

Anonymous said...

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....but I like cocker spaniels.

I don't want one to die :o(

Meme said...

I wouldn;t mind seeing the owner or his fucking kids meeting an untimely end ,spcially the fecking kids people who allow their under 5's to play out in the road unsupervised from 7 am should be killed particularly whe they send them round to call upon my kids

Anonymous said...

our new neighbors have 3 dogs that bark pretty much nonstop. They also get out and kill little kittens and bunnies. I dont mind about the cats, but apparently it pissed off the cat's owners, because they now have a for sale sign in their yard. That sucks because, despite the cat owning, they were nice people to live by.
Also, have you read any of Daniel Handler's books for grownups?
-Pork

Meme said...

No I haven't are they good ,I haven;t read any of his books for kids either come to think oof it

Anonymous said...

Oh, I thought you were the one who liked Lemony Snickett

Waltzing Matilda said...

Dog killer!!!

Don't you lot have leash laws over there? If his mutt is crawling around in your trash, then he's in violation of any leash laws that exist.

I agree people who let their little kids wander around and bother other people at 7:00 am... especially on Saturday or Sunday... should be wipped! I used to have a downstairs neighbor who would do that...send their four year old up to play with Spawn (aged 8 at the time). One weekend I specially asked that they not send the kid up because I wasn't feeling well. They sent him up at 6:30.

UrbanStarGazer said...

Why do they think it's okay to let their dog ransack your garage?

Meme said...

I don;t know but apparently another neighbours complained about their dog pissing on his garden the other week and my neighbour was most put out that anyone had the nerve to complain ,and was moaning to my husband abuut it .The dog is one of those dogs that rules the house.I have seenhim growl at the owner and the owner back off which is never a good sign

Anonymous said...

Is the dog a goner yet?

Meme said...

no sadly the near brush with chicken bones didn;t kill which was no suprise since factory farmed chickn bones are mushy anyway my dogs are always stealing them

Waltzing Matilda said...

Call the animal warden.

My sister's demon dog could do know wrong, and she'd get very put out when anyone would point out that Dixie is the worst behaved dog on the planet. But, now because Demon Dog can't be trusted around the baby, the evil thing lives with us.