I am painting our house white i am tired of colour.My mother is coming on saturday she rang last week she is currently with my uncles and aunts on their anual Jolly,once a year she and her 3 brothers get tgether and have a week somewhere,this gives them something to bitch about for the next 12 months until they meet again.Half term Looms Sam is staying for 4 days with mty father in law and his lovely wife Maureen in a caravan outside Harrogate which he will enjoy immensly.Jack is going to his dads and Tom will be at home with me what joy what bliss.Mt adored one dodged jail again today the judge remains optomistic(ish) about his progress whatever that means.On the bright side last night I got on an email from my beloved neice linking me to a sight where you put in your name and it translates it in to russian allegedly click here I pointed out to her that it would take mre than a bloke who could hide all his assets in one hand to get me to sleep with him.She then told me rocked and she was proud to call me her aunt ,which sort of made my day :-D