I was going to retaliate for emma posting the nasty pete D picture on the bollock by putting up a bad bob dylan phot ,but after several hours of googling I realised she wouldn't notice as there are no good Dylan photos to compare them with so I decided not to bother.
We went to Jumbos all you can eat chinese Buffet in York today it was ok we met Johns dad and his wife ,However they had what appeared to be banana custard as one of the puddings ,I love banana custard so I of course helped myself to a bowlful and excidedly rushed back to the table.I took a spoonful just before I had time to digest Jacks words" this tastes foul mum" How right he was what I had mistaken for Bananas in custard was actually Bananas in Heinz salad cream with pineapple ,the resulting taste can ony be summed up in the words " Imagine someone wanked over your banana and and you bit into expecting it to creamy and sweet only to find it was slimey salty and slightly warm.I still feel sick four hours later
I got two pairs of shoes yesterday so i can go out in the rain now.
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"there are no good Dylan photos to compare them with"
haha!!!
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desserts in Chinese restaurants are ALWAYS gross---except for the almond cookies (when they aren't stale)
have you ever eaten a leeche nut? i almost hurled.
Nothing is as bad as the deserts in Indian resteraunts. You always get frozen coconuts in their shells and manky gateaux...I think once I might have eaten frozen leeches in a raspberry sauce at a place called Bombay Palace.
I thought Heinz were going to stop making salad cream?
are leeches lychese? cos I love them
No. leeches. They suck blood. I've never had a lychee.
I forgot you are from somerset ,did you rake the leeches from the pond?
No, we sell them in jars here for fifty pence a time.
I dreamt about leeches last night. That's your fault, Alex.
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