I went to Middlesbrough today I was going to see The History Boys but I arrived to late for the showing I wanted so I just wandered roud the shops then came home.The bus was full on the way into darlington and I had to stand until scotch corner ,I don;t know about anywhere else but if you stand on our local busses you just have to grab onto one of the seat poles and hope for the best ,Our roads are very windy and the bus driver treats them like a slalam skiierr treats a downhill course and I I could think as I stood there hanging onto the pole and changing my position every couple of seconds to counter balance the turns in the road was that I must look like the worlds oldest fattest Pole dancer, fully clothed moving to a rhythm that only ska bands and Punks have ever tried to dance to, aaaaa c'est la vie