Anyway we grabbed a few chairs and put two tables together sat down and some people ordered food .adrian had ordered his food before anyone else Came * arrived* Everones food arrived * came* except drains so the scottish rottweiler suddenly went into attack mode and grabbing the poor little waiter by the neck she punched him mercilessly until he promised to be straight back with the lasagne ( it was probably very spat on lasange after that:-D)At this point Stuart turned up but said I'm not staying ( so we all heaved a sigh of relief he's obviously very odd ;) ) we made him sit on a bar stool while the rest of sat in comfy chairs and kirt threw things at him ,eventually she got bored with throwing things at him and started throwing tomato ketchup sachets about she got really excirted when two siamese twins in a pushchair entered the pub and started to aim the sachets at them trying to sever them , We all tried to move away from her onto the comfy sofas but she followed .
Two of the company by this point were becomeing very chummy so in the spirit of romance we all sat and stared at them both and listened in on their conversation .Apparently he couldn't afford to pay but that was ok because she didn't expect paying which is rather nice on a first date I think,hopefully she'll make him pay now though.
I sent the others on the ghost walk and debs and I escorted Carole to the station,she was only on the train two seconds before she;d picked up two blokes and was flirting outrageously with a scottish cowboy who was sharing his bottle of vintage 99p plonk with the carriage , I eard they had sex in the toilet before Darlington but I can't post the pictures because the british Transport police want the video for their xmas party.
Debs and i then had a nice cupa and I had a toasted sandwich and we slagged off those who were n the ghost walk off and then walked to the slug and lettuce to await their arrival.
More later cos it's time for neighbours now