i have a guilty secret I can barely sleep because of it ,last night I tossed and turned for hours.I have a friend we'll her jackie or clank napper or maybe stroppy girl to hide her identity,she sells things on a well know auction site we'll call it Fbay.Occaisionally when things aren;t selling well she email me and pleads with me to do despicable things like up the bid by 50p and sometimes as much as £1 after I have done it I live in fear that that velvet dress 18m-2years will be mine until I am outbid,The wrst thing I ever did was force the pice of a dolly parton cd up and accidenatally created a bidding war for soemthing that you can get for £2.99 from a petrol station. I know its despicable but I also know that I will do it again next time because her pitiful pleas of Dizzy needs a dolls house for christmas will wrack me with guilt another way
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Ilaughed me little socks out when I read this. I am copying and pasting to everyone I know, and refuse to pay you any copyright fees.
p.s. I was thinking of going out and buying a whole new load of Dolly cds to put on Ebay
Mum perhaps we could start an international support group.
With all that boobage, Dolly could probably use some industrial international support.
Mems, How can a morally upstanding person such as yourself ever be friends with such an fBay whore such as this "Jackie" person? I'm shocked!
Its only the thought of her poor little daughter going without that makes me do it ,I am considering ringing up the NSPCC and just having dizzy taken into to care I am not sure she should be brought up such a morally corrupt person anyway ,hw long will it be before the child herself is taking sweets into nursery and charging other kids twice the rate for them?
Probably just a matter of days, Mum.
I have more morals than the rest of you reprobates have in your entire stomach contents. I am that honorable, I'm thinking of putting myself up for election as town mayor.
p.s. Elizabeth made a £4.28 profit this week which I shall mostly be spending on fags and Cinzano.
god you can;t even squander it classily can you ,you old slapper
i'm sure that kid comes to my nursery, she sells lollies at extortionate prices. Mandy x
"I have more morals than the rest of you reprobates have in your entire stomach contents"
morals or morels?
morels are delicious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morel
I had to go to Wikipedia to look up morel, and quite frankly they look disgusting. However, I'm a game girl, and will try anything once.
Or as Alex would say, in that enchanting northern way, if it's free, have it.
Or as Alex would say, in that enchanting northern way, if it's free, have it.?
See All, Hear All Say Nowt Eat All, Drink All,Pay Nowt, And if ever tha does owt for nowt Allus do it for Thisen. is my family motto
Oh my word. You are Welsh? I had no idea.
you are the welsh one you vile little midget type person
I am not a bloody midget. You Northern lanky freak of nature. I am four foot ten and a half inches tall.
yeah a veritable giant in the school playground provided theres no one older than 7 in there
definitely a midget.
I followed urbanstargazers link to try and found out more about this person who was calling me a midget, just so that I could retaliate in some witty way. It didn't work.
Alex tells me you are a lovely woman and her friend and perfect in every way.
So the best I could come up with was...erm...you perfect freak woman from hell.
And yes, I know it's pathetic.
What a loyal friend Mum is....
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