I went on a school trip today to the Bows museum ( google it yourself i can;t be arsed to add links ) It was fucking dismall there were 32 kids at least ahlf of which were boys and we went to a lace exhibition , bored 9 yearold boys are aout as easy to controll as my fat when I pole dance they were everywhere .I kept them quite for half an hour by finding a two headed 7 legged stuffed calf and a cabinet full of dead birds that Norman Bates would have killed for , then we went back upstairs to the art exhibtion , I eventually gave up trying to get them intrested in the finer points of canelleto and told them to go and count the amount of naked people they could fnd in the pictures ,I doubt I will be asked to supervise any more school trips
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Well, damn.... I'm just gonna be grinning for the rest of the day picturing you trying to control a bunch of unruly school boys.
Im sure you enhanced their education 10 fold.
so how many nekkid people did they find in the pictures?
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Who decided it was wise to take 16 boys to see a lace exhibition? Lace exhibitions are for 40 year old codgers like me. And you. Some educational ideas never cease to amaze me.
it was part of their art project fr the term on texture and pattern,I felt so sorry for the poor little bastards one even said he;d rather have been in school all day because at least they had playtime in school :(
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I took 32 teenagers from the loony bin to the pumpkin patch.
So was it Tit for Tat? :-D
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