I have a " special " online friend ( no not for cybering ) just special, you know the kind of friend you keep around to make you look good, the kind of friend who thinks dungarees are cutting fasion , the kind of friend who likes ladies even though she herself is a lady ( I am of course using the term Lady Loosely since she is a loose lady , infact she'd fit in the bookshelf perfectly being a gay looser ) Anyway, to avoid embarassing my friend we'll call her akshunjess to disguise her and protect her from ridicule.anyroad last night we were all in chat having a bit of a giggle and jessica suddenly said , Oh my god its a mouse , I always thought that little blank square bit on a lap top was just there as a part of the design but it's a mouse, it would appear my friend " akshun jessica" has been using a lap top for the last 3 years and had no idea at all that it had a built in mouse . I am hoping she can join paris hilton in the next season of the " simple " life she is obviously well qualified for the roll
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How could she NOT know it was a mouse ? Even I know that!!
Poor Jess. Is she from Up North?
manchester , says it all really
do you think she would be amenable to conversion therapy? I've always wanted to give it a go!
do you think she would be amenable to conversion therapy? I've always wanted to give it a go!
I'm so glad you have disguised who this friend is. It would have been so unlike you to tell everyone who her name, and embarrass her
Who's that then?
tut leave her alone, she gets confused between mice and rabbits, cos she likes rabbits, well rampant ones anyway.
I doubt she;s found the eject button yet
her intelligence is obviously of such a high level she finds it hard to grasp the more trivial things in life bit like stephen hawkings and brewing up
Hahahahaha! I never thought I would be the osrt to laugh at stephen hawking jokes.
but I think ive laughed at every one ive heard.
"It's a mouse!", is just what my wife said when after us dating three years, she slipped her hand into my pants. And yes, she was over 18 at the time.
Ded
Lets be honest ... Stephen hawking would find anything hard to grasp,but even tho he can't fiddle with it, im sure he actually knows where his laptop mouse is.
Razz
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