I will be MIA for a week or so after today fret not , I am merely moving house and waiting to be reconnected .During this time I may be going to a meet in Lodnon with some strange people , I shall of course fill you in on the scandal upon my return . Missing you already
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Does that mean you won't have any telephone service for two weeks either?
No I have phone but the broadband company isn;t the phone line provider and since the phone doesn;t get done til tomorrow they can;t send the BB request until the lines active and then they have to send the modem etc etc etc
I'll miss you, Mum. And your foot.
Dont leave me.
How will we survive???
The quiz room will be a much duller place without you. Come back soon. x
I don't see Meme on my buddy list, so I assume she's offline and we can talk about her. I think we should at least make enough comments to scroll that pic of her foot off the page.
Fez,
Meme was quite cruel to leave up that godawful picture of her foot so we'd have to look at it for a week
i hope she shaved her legs before she left. and her toes. and trimmed those nails and put some polish om them.
It's the leg hair that is bizarre. If she doesn't shave before heading off to London, who knows what will happen to her.
...and what even is MIA? Missing in Action? Made in America? Mad in Accrington?
Missing in Action
I just realized that the leg hair pic is never going to scroll off the page because we are writing in a comments section. Maybe now I can get rid of my sick compulsion to check to see if it's gone yet.
this is the longest week ever.
Mum's not back yet?
everytime i look in here i think the leg hair looks longer!
That is the vilest foot I have ever seen, my puppy wouldn't even bite that toe. - blu
ps. If you send me your address and the closest nail salon, I'll see about sending you a gift certificate for a pedicure for the sake of all of us.
Hello? Hello? is anybody home?
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had none
and this little piggy cried wee wee wee.... all the way home :)
lol Orbie. :) fez
Isn't she back yet? She's so inconsiderate. Ten days and counting . . . . .
Alex, I miss you much more than I miss Emma.
ha you're awful.
i had a dream about that hairy leg last night! hurry back mum.
Good news, i can confirm mum has shaven her....... feet. Im sure you will all sleep easier tonight in that knowledge.
Damn Mum, did you fall off the edge of the planet or something? Come back!!
damn, will that hairy leg ever go away?
The more I look at it, the more it looks like a hobbit foot.
Two weeks is up isn't it?
OK....Enough is enough. You've had your little game, Alex. Now get back in the chatrooms IMMEDIATELY!
I think you British types (trouty, clank, etc) should form a search party and go find her.
This is getting bloody ridiculous now. I'm getting cross.
Okay, this is way more than "a week or so". Someone go pound on her door.
Tell her we're going to kidnap Basil and replace him with a yappy little cotton ball dog like Oscar if she doesn't get her ass back here!
I think she lied--she's not moving at all! She's getting that ugly foot amputated and getting fitted with a plastic leg with a hot stilletto ala Heather Mills McCartney
is it just me, or is that toe hairier? did i spell that right?
I am sat up in bed with my laptop, checking in to Alex's blog. I have my three year old next to me. she saw the foot foto and said "Is that Daddys foot?"
Stews feet are the ugliest ever. Bony, hairy and where he plays football three or four times a week, the toenails are often black and falling off.
Clanky,
You're a lucky, lucky woman to have snagged Stew and his feet
--emma
I'm making it my personal mission to have 100 comments on this post.
Help me out here
Thanks for the update Vikada.
Has she shaved her leg yet?
ty Vik! I was actually a little worried about her. -- fez
yes thanks for the update.
She once mentioned to me that her dog loves to lick her toes, I am calling the animal abuse hotline right now. I mean really, look at those toes, if that's not animal abuse - I don't know what is. - blu
I just hope she at least shaves her armpits. - blu
And I guess with hairy legs like that, she's not a Brazilian wax type of chick. - blu
Only a sadist is a Brazilian wax type chick.
Thanks for the update . . . I swear that foot/leg gets uglier and uglier everytime I come back.
meme, Come back!
Oh don't get her comments up to 650, she'll be unbearable!
I meant 50.
ok I will make it 51 :) Oh where or where has our little Mem gone? Oh Where oh Where has she been? With her nails cut short and her tail... well never mind about her tail I want to hear her tale :)
Meme,
Did the easter Bunny leave anything for your hairy toe?
---
emma
the easter bunny took one look at that toe and thought it was a wolf, so he didn't leave anything.
Mum, darling, where are you?
R
hi Meme
have you run off with Pete Doherty?
---emma
mummmmmmm???????
meow, meow, meowwwwwwwwwwwww.
hissssssssssss.
Why did the tomato turn red?
He saw the salad dressing.
Why did the little boy want to stick his dad in the fridge?
He wanted a soda pop.
What's big, hairy, and ugly?
I'll leave you all with this one to play with.
Is that a bandaid on her big toe or a giant patch of hair? I don't even want to get close enough to the pic to see. I'm afraid of that leg/foot.
ok This is getting ridiculous
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Meme being away is lasting longer than the fucking Iraq war!
----emma
Oh please, what's so special about her anyway? Who needs her. To completely ignore us like this for a month shows she couldn't give two hoots. I hope she never comes back. - blu
Perhaps she has been kidnapped by some circus folk and they are putting her toe on display for the public to view.
i am going to print out the picture of this foot and leg and hang it up in my haunted halloween extravaganza.
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