heard my kids discussing the virgin birth today , Tom says to Sam "I don't get it if god is Jesus's dad how come Mary was with Joseph?" Sam said and I quote " well god and Mary had sex , but god got bored with Mary and dumped her so Mary went out with Joseph instead"If only RE had been that exciting at the convent.
Happy St Georges day everyone and happy Shakespeares' birthday and a quick ten minutes silence for his death. My sister will be 98 tomorrow she doesn't look a day over 60 though since the botox the tummy tuck and the monkey gland injections I ebleiev she is getting a diamond encrusted Zimmer frame and some silk incontinence pants this year
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I was sent to the office in 8th grade for accusing God of being an adulter and saying that mary needed to wear a scarlet letter.
Britters
Actually I have a diamond encrusted Rolex only it is a gold this time.
can I have your old one ,its only fair
Sure you can as I now have three. I think my husband is running out of ideas about what to buy me.
He could buy you a new sister. I'll volunteer.
If you post it from Poland you can get cheap postage cos the Poles are in the EU now , the poles that aren't in the UK that is .... so that would be both of them
Dear Mrs napper , my sister doesn't need a new sister she has a perfect one already
s'not what she told me
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