I can prove that feng shui is a load of old crap , if feng shui worked there wouldn't be a rich man in the world, I live in a house with three males not one of the bastards can put down a toilet seat let alone close the lid to keep our wealth from flowing out and I refuse to believe that even bill fucking gates does it ( although he probably has a little man who does it for him or possibly he has a windows based computer programme that does it , well i say does it what it probably does is close the lid then lift it and then close it and do that several times before the blu loo of death comes on )
Its been sunny here this week and If I sleep with a tuby grip bandage on my ankle I can get my training shoes on in the morning and take the Basbo for long walks through the fields theres lots of good walks here and basils a happy lad despite us having no back garden as it's all patio ,it does make cleaning up after him very easy though.
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I liked the bit about the "blue loo of death". Bill needs to get a MacToilet. -- fez
you are actually vaguely amusing
I am bloody funny mr/s anonymous
the first time i met my guy's family, I was steated in the first floor livingroom taking to the dad when this crazy woman came running up the stairs and out of the basement. She waved at me and then ran upstairs to the second floor. A door, apprently to the bathroom, wa ripped open and she started yelling at the top of her lungs that everyone in her house must sit to pee, and this has been the rule for 21 years and how this person should know better and he'd better wash his hands after flushing the toilet and putting the seat back down when he's done or he'll be sorry. Then I hear the bathroom door slam and her running back down stairs.
I was then introduced to my guy's mother (the crazy lady) where it was explained to me that training a house full of men is hard work and would i like a soda and please forgive her youngest son as he can be slow at times. I was so scared to go to the bathroom or somehow break one of her rules. If you'd like, i can mail her to you?
Jilly
I've been away so have only just caught up with your blogs. Well, I reckon it all looks good... including the pink suite. Wotta bargain!
You've got more balls than most men. Bloody good luck to you!!!
Hope you had agood time away Marian.
Feng Shui is offal.
Feng Shui haters!
H and I don't share a bathroom but, I have to say that when we do, he actually remembers to put the seat down about 80% of the time.
I'm glad to say that my boys all put the seat back down, but they don't refill toilet paper rolls and they often miss the toilet entirely.
my boys put the seat down. but it took lots of bitching.
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