There was a note in my email tosday from someone who shall remain nameless, lets call her Akshunjessica it said " whats the point of you being back if you don't fucking blog " Well miss special needs lesbian , I am being abstemious of the internet while peripatetically doing other stuff so there ner.
One of the other stuff was a trip to Darlo of which I partook today, there I bought some night attire and a squeedgie for cleaning the windows , I particularly love the warning on the squeedgie" caution only to be used for cleaning " apart from a snow plough for a hamster and a dildo for a vary very slack old prostitute i can't think of anything else it could be used for
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Squeegies have loads of uses; not least gathering dust in a box in the porch, they also make a handy doorstop, or a talking point for visitors, if left in the front room on the table whilst taking a well deserved wine break. They also make great missiles for hurling at marauding cats in the garden, backscratchers, depilatory cream remover..the list is endless. Pah! Cleaning only indeed! Tsk!
ok you lost me there up until the bit about slack old prostitutes...makes mental note to purchase a squeedgie
will you wear the new night attire while you are using the squeedgie? (to clean the windows, I mean). -- fez
How dare you get a bloody life?
The only word from this entire post that I understood is "dildo"
well at least it wasn't hamster and dildo...Emma
in the us, there's a squeegie thing that's used to scrape pet hair off carpets and furniture.
jilly
I even missed "dildo".
special needs lesbian?
you're the funniest person over the age of 30 that I know and if you're 29, I guess I'm fucked.
And how are you a dildo? Huh?
<3 Britters
is the night attire for the very very slack old prossy, or for you or are you the very very slack old prossy?? mandy x
tsk , the night attire is for a very fat middle aged housewife
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