Well the mocve went well , I got a new suite and dining table from ebay the suite cost me £25 and was delivered by two lads in a van from wakefield they were brilliant , picked up the key from the old house delivered the suite to the new one and dropped the key back to me with the words , E luv you look shattered tha knows you should put tha feet up and tek it easy .The suite is like new alright it's pink but does that bother me ? No it does not .
So I bet you are all wondering how I have wiled away the hours while you all missed me desperately.Well after sorting out the house I got into the habit of sending a small child out to get a paper which I read from cover to cover......no it's not the sun.Then I do the housework .. pauses to leave time for jane to pick herself up from the floor , sort the kids out then recline to the conservatory to watch the builders at the end of the garden who are building new houses and blocking out the sun, they are all however young fit and tattooed so I lie on the sofa and rake through my leg hair with a small wooden rake in a zen like manner while I contemplate their tight little buttocks and bulging biceps , I find it so enjoyable that even now when I have the internet back I intend to carry on.My youngest child who would not have been out of place in Hitlers youth movement came rushing in and said Mum mum the builders are using foul language they swear really loudly all the time , I just told him to fuck off and stop telling tales.I shall put some pictures of my new house up when i can find my camera and charge it, I would post my leg as it is now almost back to normal but I shall refrain after all the mean and nasty comments , I have decided to keep the hair but to bleach it to a rather nice golden blonde colour for the summer , with some creative raking I think I may be able to pass it off as the kind of tan one usually only gets from lying on the sands of the south of france while being waited on hand and foot by nubile young men.
Basil has settled into the new house , he is particularly fond of the new sofa which he sneaks up on every time my back is turned the little git, this estate seems to be an almost cat free zone while every house in this road owns a dog it's paradise :)