Oh Fuck it since you all begged me to come back here I am, You may wonder what I have been up to since my dramatic exit on sunday or was it monday yes a whole three days or is it four?Well I joined this really terrific web cam site how the hours flash by as dirty old man is replaced by dirty young man all wanting to show you their tackle, email me if you want the link its free ( that would be you mrs Bratt)I have deep and meaningful conversations which I will be sharing with you all. Unfortunately i keep forgetting to save them but I'll tempt you with little snippet
weaslemum: north yorks
[20:59] corren: oh im a southern bastard :)
[20:59] weaslemum: from where?
[20:59] corren: hertfordshire [20:59]
corren: n of london [20:59]
weaslemum: gosh thats almost london how very southern softie
[21:00] weaslemum: I have a brother in hertfordshire
[21:00] corren: lol [21:00] corren: cool
[21:00] weaslemum: where in the states are you
[21:01] corren: IM IN LOS ANGLELES [21:01]
corren: CAPS :?
[21:01] corren: :/
[21:01] weaslemum: its ok I am old and deaf
[21:01] corren: LOL [21:01] corren: how old r u [21:01] corren: ?
[21:01] weaslemum: 87
[21:01] corren: no way
[21:02] weaslemum: slightly less then
[21:02] corren: 86 and one half lol
[21:02] weaslemum: yes I am like adrian mole 86 and three quarters
[21:02] corren: lol i reed that at school [21:02] corren: read
[21:03] weaslemum: oh bless you must be a young thing
[21:03] corren: you male female, i woman i guess lol [21:03] corren: im minus 86
[21:03] weaslemum: I am female after the sex change I liked being a man but you know its not for me
[21:03] corren: really
[21:03] weaslemum: yes absolutely
[21:03] corren: so your a man now [21:03] corren: ?
[21:04] weaslemum: no I was a man but there was an accident at the hospital when I went in for a knee op and the dr misread it as pee op
[21:04] corren: lmao [21:04] corren: your a funny woman
[21:05] weaslemum: I went in as carl came out as hildegard , its not so bad now you can get stiletoes in size 12
[21:05] weaslemum: yes I was a funny man too
[21:05] corren: lol21:05] corren: lol [21:05] corren: can i view you
[21:06] weaslemum: do you have a handy bucket?
[21:06] corren: why lol?
[21:07] weaslemum: you may need to vomit I haven't been taking the tablets and the facial hair is a little disconcerting
11 comments:
welcome back alex.
i've missed you very much...you've always been my favourite blogger and i'm not a fickle person.
now whree have i heard that before???
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You're a national treasure, Alex.
And you're being wasted.
With the right agent, you could make a million.
Can't I just look at their pictures without talking to them? I haven't gotten ant good porn from you lately and Kal hasnt sent me any lately either. What the fuck? I haven't had sex in at least a week and his balls are still swollen so who knows how much longer I'll have to wait. I'd give anything to see a guy shove his own penis up his asshole, or some chick squirt orgasm juice 30 feet into the air
-Brat
Yay!!! Alex is back!!!!
See, nobody ever ever ims me except you.
I have no idea why, I'm not at all unapproachable.
clank, you could join the teams of people wo catch perverts on the internet and end up on dateline.
jilly
You are having way more fun than me
Whew. I was worried there for a minute.
Jilly...I think you have found my perfect job. Where do I sign?
Welcome back, Mum. Although, I can see why you'd find your new friend Corren a little more exciting than us ~~0~~0~~
"weaslemum: I went in as carl came out as hildegard , its not so bad now you can get stiletoes in size 12"
haha
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