I am going to become a new person I am going to take the screen name and become a fluffy i think I shall call myself Fluffyicklealex and no one will have to be scared of me anymore ...except that stupid little tart in pub quiz who talks in text speak cos she needs a right good slap.
My lovely sister sent me a pair of crocs this week and must say ugly as fuck they may be but by god they are comfy its the best my ankles felt in ages, the shoes are this colour, I may see if I can find a cheap pair in a lovely pink to go with the new fluffy me, whilst Jane is lovely I was a little disappointed when I rummaged through all the wrapping etc that she appeared once again to have forgotten to send the promised Rolex , now anyone who knows me will tell you that I am not one to complain but I think she;s being very tardy in sending it myself .
I have not been propositioned by a wanker again but at least you can admire his honesty, but I have to ask myself do men really think if they tell you a right load of old bollocks about how gorgeous you are , you are going to shag them , I'm more likely to do it if they say ye gods you are a dog but if we drink enough gin they may be able to get it up between sick bucket visits , still its all good fun
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try going in "life begins at 40" in the evenings. they're all sex crazed in there.
if life really begins at 40 there's really not much to look forward to is there?
jilly
Women are strongest and most beautiful in their 40's. Usually if they haven't married and haven't any kids, but still even then, they are sexy if they keep themselves up. - blu
Oh the customs men must have found the Rolex and removed it. Tough luck. If you wanted a pair of hot pink Crocs you should have told me. You said that they had to be and I quote "a subtle colour".
I wasn;t complaining they are a very suitable colour , I am just having an image makeover as a pink fluffy person ;)
omg, alex as a pink fluffy person, how scary is that ;-)
it won't last
Her Pink era is already over. I have some bright pink crocs. They are lush. I have ordered some for Diz from eBay too.
i've just ordered some crocs too, they better be as good as you all say ;-)
Why dont you just pack yer bags and leave yer boring world behind and bugger off to Alaska lol.
cos you wont pay you tight git
I hate it when I don't know who's commented. I am female and nosey. I need to know these things.
Haha!!! This is worth pots of money Alex. Get yourself an agent!
Fluffy? pink? ye gods, next, she'll turn Basil into a cat.
you should see my new profile its a masterpiece inf fluffyness
Weren't you the one making fun of my pink crocs last year? Who knew I was such a trendsetter? Actually my pink ones are $5 knockoffs from Target, but I cant tell a difference.
I was thinking about you the other night when I was having sex. We were watching some awful boring amateur porn and I thought, 'I should have Alex pick out our porn from now on, she has much better taste than the Mr.' Right after that my alcohol caught up to me and I passed out, so I'm not sure if the movie got any better, but I doubt it.
I may have mentioned in passing that your crocs were vile and I wouldn;t be seen dead in them but I think my porn emails to you have more than made up for that little fauxx pas
all the kids are putting these snap things on their crocs.
i haven't tried crocs because my feet and ankles already rival hillary clinton's cankles and i'm scared crocs will highlight that fact.
jilly
maybe you should have lost some of that chunk before getting pregnant.
it's lovely of you to snipe without leaving a name.
actually, my feet were tiny before 3 weeks ago. i used to comfortably fit into kids shoes actually. according to the doctor, i'm on the border of preeclampsia which makes you swell up like a waterbaloon, and the heat doesn't help.
jilly
...also, I believe life begins at 40 if you have married young, had your kids young and stayed together.
I have a cankle since I broke my leg :( whoevers bitching at jilly stop it I am fluffy ow there will be no bitching unless I do it
Do pink and fluffy people post on their blog more often then?
I wish I was a bitch. Life would be easier. I'll start practising.
I have heavy legs and ankles, I don't like wearing dresses because of them. But the upside to being bottom heavy, is that with pants I look slim. I rather it be this way. - blu
Thats weird, my thundering thighs look better in dresses or skirts than pants. My goal is to lose 30 lbs this summer. I'll let you know when I get started on it.
-P
Meme,
I think you're beautiful---and I don't even want to get into your knickers
----emma
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