I awoke this morning to the sounds of the pissing rain, which is the sound I went to sleep with last night, its only to be expected its Wimbledons start today. I also awoke to yet another ruddy Im from bloody wolf saying hahhahah you aren;t there , because I forgot to log out of aol when I went to bed to watch Pete Dohertys babyshambles set which was on fat too late. Today I will mostly bbe doing housework sincce my parents parting words were this house needs bottoming which while sounding like some kinky form of exorcism is actually my mothers phrase for you live in a pig sty . I have told the kids I will go to the bus stop today and stand with a brolly until the bus comes since last week they got so wet waiting that they had to wear PE kit all day in school,Sam has taken up swearing as a hobby I don;t know where he fcking picks it up from but will knock it out of the cheeky little bastard if it kills me