Someone bought my kids Harmonicas today . I now have a splitting headache and they may well disappear overnight .My day is brightened only by Google alerts about my beloved .Apparently Kate Moss is launching a perfume in Marrakesh and wants Pete there , However the perfume lable don't want him there as he looks as if he niffs a bit and his London flat was a tad rank. I'd be more worried about taking him to Marrakesh and him never coming home myself . Anyway I wont be rushing out to buy Kate's new perfume I smell divine enough as it is , if you like the stench of a sweaty fat lass at a disco that is ;-D
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"Someone bought my kids Harmonicas today . I now have a splitting headache and they may well disappear overnight."
When they do, can you send me the harmonicas? I know several people I work with that I would love to have disappear overnight (or even better, right in front of my eyes).
Stews feet stink. And there seems to be nothing I can do to stop it.
when my feet were plastered the lovely sheila advised me to use rubbing alcohol and clean between the toes and as far as one can get under the plaster with a q tip because it evaporates it doesn't feck the plaster up
Isnt launching her new perfume in marakesh drawing attention to her bad habits? We all know shes ridden the marakesh express anyway, but you know, erm, i'm a tad drunk. And i was going to harangue yo for not having blogged today but then you did so i won't :-)
Stews feet stink. And there seems to be nothing I can do to stop it.
cut them off
"Stews feet stink. And there seems to be nothing I can do to stop it."
i snorted MOuntain dew from my nose when I read this
sprinkle some backing soda down in there clank, it does wonders in shoes, the fridge, the bathroom etc.
that last comment was from me, jilly. i forgot to sign it.
...also, meant to say, I had to physically accost my monster in law once to stop her buying my child a miniture drum kit thing. Why do people never buy quiet presents?
Thanks for the stinking feet suggestions.
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