Wednesday, September 27, 2006

My son has taken up the Bassoon, I didn;t realise a musicalinstrument could sound like a constipated donkey shagging in a railway tunnel until he brought it home from school on monday,.
The weather has become very John Keats Lots of mist and mellow fruitfulness the dogs are collecting windfall apples from next doors garden that fall over this side of the fence and are running around the grden tossing them in the air.
MY adored one is out of Rehab and on tour in Ireland , sporting both a black eye and aKate moss the lucky bitch.
I am thinking of getting emma and jackie a room ............. probably a padded one with therapy thrown in people with strange men fetishes
This weekend I am going on a desperate mission to find a pair of shoes that fit I shall have to go to the 9 west outlet in york I can;t find anything in size 9 -us 11 that fit and don;t look like a i am atransvestte. speaking of which we saw one in middlesbrough on monday , why do all TVs either look like a lily savage or your really ugly maiden unt who you don;t like to kiss because she has a better beard than your dad?

13 comments:

The Broards said...

Jeez Mems. I can't even read this entry. If you're going the light pink route, at least BOLD it.

Thank you,
Old Eyes

Anonymous said...

"people with strange men fetishes"

.....sorry, apart from Popping Pill Pete, who are the men of your dreams?

Meme said...

Sean Bean ,Clive owen,Goran Visnjic,jeremy paxman to name but 4

Meme said...

Dear Old eyes you wish is my command

The Broards said...

Thanks Mems.

I love misty, foggy weather too ( 'cept when I'm driving in it)


Don't be hatin' just because Jackie and I have good taste in men . . . or like tasty men . . or something like that!

Waltzing Matilda said...

Well, Mum's man list except for the corpse-man makes sense to me. I'd do Sean Bean.

How old is the kid playing Bassoon, and why in the world did he pick the bassoon? I remember when Spawn started playing trumpet, and it sounded like someone was killing a goose in the living room. The good news is the songs became recognizable within a short amount of time.

Anonymous said...

I had to go to imdb to find Clive Owen and although I haven't seen anything he is in, I do have Gosford Park here on a dvd, so will watch that just to get a better look at him.

The Broards said...

love Gosford Park

Anonymous said...

"love Gosford Park"

I promise to watch it over the next week.

Meme said...

I love Gosford park too,theres not a bad scene in it

Anonymous said...

Gosford Park is great...Ryan Phillppe, Clive Owen, and Stephen Fry...woohooo

Waltzing Matilda said...

i loved gosford park!!!

Anonymous said...

Four drool-worthy men! Bassoon, lmao. We used to call it the "red bed post" when I was in high school band. At least it's not the oboe -- same principle but higher pitched. (Both lovely instruments when played well, btw.)